Jill Masterson:
"Who are you?"

James Bond:
"Bond, James Bond"

Radio:
"Station WEBS brings you the latest in world news. Washington, at the Whitehouse this afternoon the President said he was entirely satisfied"

James Bond:
"That makes two of us"

James Bond:
"Oh, it's lost its chill"

Jill Masterson:
"Oh why you"

James Bond:
"It's alright there's another in the fridge"

Jill Masterson:
"Who needs it?"

James Bond:
"My dear girl there are some things that just aren't done, such as drinking Dom Pérignon '53 above a temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That's as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs! Now, where's this passion juice?"

James Bond:
"And what do you know about gold Moneypenny?"

Miss Moneypenny:
"Oh the only gold I know about is the kind you wear, you know on the third finger of your left hand"

James Bond:
"Hmmm, one of these days we really must look into that"

Miss Moneypenny:
"Well what about tonight? You come around for dinner, and I'll cook you a beautiful angel cake"

James Bond:
"Well nothing would give me greater pleasure, but unfortunately I do have er, business apointment"

Miss Moneypenny:
"That's the flimsiest of excuses you've ever given me. Ah well, some girls have all the luck. Who is she James?"

M:
"She is me Miss Moneypenny, and kindly omit the customary byplay with 007. He's dining with me and I don't want him to be late"

Miss Moneypenny:
"So there's hope for me yet!"

James Bond:
"Moneypenny, won't you ever believe me?!"

Q:
"Now this one I am particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here, now if you take the top off you will find a little red button. What ever you do, don't touch it"

James Bond:
"Yeah, why not?"

Q:
"Because you'll release this section of the roof and engage and fire the passenger ejector seat. Whoosh!"

James Bond:
"Ejector seat, your joking!"

Q:
"I never joke about my work 007"